He’s going to Area 51 to get Tupac outta there

Black-ish is probably out of the question too

Go to shell, McConnell 

Sick of all you hating the rich. You’re all a bunch of richests 

I think Lindsey knows Trump is going to dump Pence and wants on the ticket.

If Trump could recite the Pledge of Allegiance from memory ill drink his bath water 

Barr sure loves blowing bags of hot air

Christians United for Israel sounds like some Crusades shit. Pence would invade Israel to spread Christianity in a heartbeat.

Every time they try Spanish it reminds me of Jan Hooks giving the tour of the Alamo In Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

“You just point them back across the river and let them swim for it.” My favorite bible verse 

Bobby Petrino lost his job over a Razorback Sucker

My office windows just shattered and my head is ringing with the echo of “my father, my father, my father...”

I have shin splints and am absolved of my obligation to pay the war tax 

A vaccine was never mean to her father so they are still in the good column 

lol, dang it

“so if Sanders does decide to run, she’ll have plenty of time to lay the groundwork.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

Well lets just see what the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum has to say ...