Vampire Weekend is like a grown ass man going on a cooking show wearing a shirt a 7th grader would think looks nice for picture day 

Florida citizens, I am selling magic rocks that prevent lion attacks. 100% effective! only 49.99 each

Joe Walsh says Walk Away

I was in the Navy and this is the only interesting thing I ever saw. I was in the Naval Guard force tasked with guarding the ICMBs on a Sub base. Inside the magazine storage area there are 6 100ft guard towers manned 24/7/365 by armed sailors and marines. After guard mount, I arrived at the tower I was relieving and lo…

yes, i understand the scenarios are not 100% identical but pumping a lot of money and weapons into a very fragile atmosphere has had disastrous results.

the article literally talks about $40 billion for mercenaries to fight on the behalf Guaido

I live in Alabama and voted for Doug Jones but hes been a giant butthole. Jones voted to confirm Barr among other things

Arming and training revolutionaries in Afghanistan seems awfully similar to arming and training revolutionaries in Venezuela.

No way this can possibly backfire

Remember when armed vigilantes stopped 58 people from being killed in Las Vegas

“Ive asked Obama to endorse another girl. She goes to a different school. You dont know her”

Rhode Island. There’s gotta be a weird Curt Schilling connection 

“he KILLED PEOPLE WHOOPI!”

Don Jr probably unironically blasts “Fortunate Son” when he gun cosplays 

I think “clobbering the nuggets” is what Robert Kraft asked for

This report totally exonerates me but also this report is total bullshit.

Buttigeig is the mayor of South Bend. Also in South Bend? Notre Dame which just BURNED DOWN. Checkmate libs

Alfred Hitchcock had the cure for insomnia a while back but I think even the MAGA crowd could get behind this vaccine in pill form.

Going to start a dating site for people whos kink is watching Robert Kraft get tugged off. Thinking of calling it Kraft Singles

Murderers are the only people who have committed murder