I LOL’d at “riskier than direct ordering bat soup from Wuhan.” 

When the price of admission to enter the wonderland of guaranteed thousands upon thousands of dollars’ worth in future repairs is itself thousands of dollars, walk away, man. Just walk away. Nobody needs that kind of Germanic stress in their lives.

Also... it’s French, not Latin. :-)

You moved from embracing technicalities to employing insults. I'm sorry Latin bothers you so.  As for the rest of your "argument," if it is one at all, you're an actor, not solely an observer.

Nearly $18 large? Check.

It remains Gawker in all but name, and we all know the sordid past of this collection of websites.

I don't see any elites around here, dude.

Wow... well, you said it. I literally had no idea till now. It must’ve been the complete lack of evidence till you said so. Thank you.

It is worth noting that Gawker apparently keeps far more conservatives than liberals in the grays so as to create the illusion that nobody likes Republicans. In thinking we're that stupid, they’re that stupid.

You missed it. That was 3 years ago.

Yeah, but some of it’s leatherette....

I was all like, “Fuck, yeah!” Then the discrepancies in the ad made me all, “Um, yeah...” Um, no. CP all the way. You wanna ask for that kind of coin? Get your facts straight first.

If whoever buys this gets the cute girl with it, then maaaaayyyyybe it’s a good deal. Otherwise, as cool as this thing is, it’d be another ??? amount of $$$ to convert to a better 4.6 V8 (from Ford) or an LS, making this ad a CP.

So... you’re happy to see a metric shit ton of employees lose their jobs all because they make a good product you don’t necessarily dig? That’s all we need to know about you.

Can we reduce the number of BMWs in NPoCP?

I would not hesitate to buy. In 2000, I hesitantly purchased a ‘91 Celica ST with 212,000 miles on the odometer. Why? It was solid as a bank vault and drove strong. The previous owner was an engineer who did his own maintenance, and the only thing wrong with it was severe oxidation of the red exterior paint.

Is that real velour, or is that Sears velour?

Exactly... engage in some brand blasphemy or incest (depending on how you view things); throw an LS or turbo Ecoboost in there and update the rest accordingly. Then wait in line for your appearance in Jay Leno's Garage.

Who the hell needs to get back down anyway? Besides, you can coast.

A dude who frequented this site many years ago was all over everything Ford Tempo — the world’s sole Ford Tempo aficionado. He had a feevah, and the only prescription was more Ford Tempo. Is this his Ford Tempo?