I have an incredibly hard time imagining that someone who is good enough to start for the Oranje and was born and raised in the Netherlands would instead choose the clownshow that is the USMNT.

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

1000x this.

Kyler Murray was drafted 9th overall in last year’s MLB draft. To put that in perspective, here’s a list of the history of 9th overall MLB picks:

I hate to give credit to Colin Cowherd for anything, but he basically said a couple weeks ago (paraphrasing) that Murray would definitely choose football, where he could make about $20 million over the next four years even if he washes out, and if he has even 1-1.5 good seasons (enough to convince the team that he is…

C’mon guys, all this ribbing is the opposite of what Markelle needs right now.

I play this scenario in my mind where the trade never happens, Lattimore is out in the 10th and Mahomes fall in the lap of the Saints. Without Lattimore Saints’ defense is not as good as it was in 2017 and Brees’s two last seasons with the Saints are basically a 24-month QB HOF training camp.

How The Fuck Did So Many Teams Pass On Patrick Mahomes?

I guess he couldn’t see downfield because of the tears

Miami is probably the one team that has a legit reason not to sign Kaep

Why stop at Minnesota?

Drew, the key to getting your kids to stop insisting on wearing seasonably-inappropriate pajamas is to just tell them that the ones they want are in the wash. Kids have no idea how long it takes to do a load of laundry. We told my son that the 5 blankets he wanted piled on him were in the wash for an entire summer.

Nice of them to name a team after Craig James' preferred method of killing hookers.

This was the first MNF game I’ve watched this year, and Witten is fucking awful. He can’t figure out what to do with his giant pork belly hands and it was driving me bonkers any time they’d cut to him. Tessitore asked him how he’d deal with a Le’Veon Bell situation if he were a teammate, and Witten went into some…

cunt. That word shouldn’t even be in your dictionary

So what you’re saying is taking a group of individuals traditionally known for being socially awkward misogynists who have spent years competing in an environment where they had complete anonymity and could say whatever to whomever they please with little to no repercussions, and turning into celebrities overnight…

Glad you’re focusing on the important issues.

If you actually watched the playoffs during their most recent 3 finals, Gasol was the most important Laker. Maybe he wasn’t the best, but the whole frontcourt dominated almost every team those 3 years. When Bynum, Odom and Gasol were healthy they controlled every game. It’s too bad Odom and Bynum were headcases and…

Counterpoint: a team from LA that bullied low income residents out of their homes and got their stadium due to a city believing that providing low income housing is socialism cannot be charming