The punctuation really make some of those shine.

Nobody should be putting in this kind of effort to NOT give Warriors fans something to cry about.

This is the Sistine Chapel of performative wokeness.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

To sum up our plan in a sentence it was “Go left ...” instead I circled into his left hand... for sure death sentence and the result was fitting.

nah

I can’t wait to hear how many black friends she has in the coming days. Answer: many.

I bet that Harambe wishes that he went out like a champion now. smh

Leaving anything else aside and being totally joyless about it, go find me a guy with a peak like this who isn’t and shouldn’t be in the Hall of Fame.

“That’s not a tattoo, it’s a visible injury”

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.