They'll grow back, right?

*Jeeem.

Well he's finally got Demarco running straight ahead instead of sweeping him to the sideline on every play. Shows he can learn to make the necessary adjustments that are obvious to every observer.

"Jim Croce: I'd Rather Drive" killed me.

But they did have X! I got "Under the Big Black Sun" on the recommendation of a much cooler kid on the school bus.

My in-laws share Cowboys season tickets with friends and it's time to split up the home games. Knowing I'm a Jets fan they asked if I wanted to go when my team comes to town. I'd love to tailgate all day (it's a night game) and visit the new stadium, but it's week 15 and I'll surely be completely emotionally drained…

I wish I could upvote this a hundred times.

Did anyone else notice the deerskin suitcase peeking out from behind his podium?

Car Talk is dead. Long live Car Talk.

People will definitely need something to wash pepper spray off their faces with.

Jo Lo Truglio stole every scene he was in. I don't think I'd seen him before then.

No kidding? Joe Buck is a bigger chump than I thought.

The deck joke was the only thing I audibly laughed at.

Joe Buck must be pissed. Not only because of how Artie acted, but because Artie gave people a reason to go back and watch that horrible pile of garbage, which otherwise would have quietly died after one show, never to be heard from again.

I raise my mug of grog in his honor.

This is true, but Hemingway prefers Ballantine.
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/s…

I'm a huge boxing fan, but this whole promotion has made me feel gross. More gross than boxing usually makes me feel, anyway. Keith nailed this one. The Hang Up and Listen podcast was pretty good on this topic this week too.

Boxing and horse racing this weekend, eh? I'll have to switch on the radio and crack a Ballantine or two.

Agreed. Not one person has offered me a piece of toast with weed-infused butter on it since I left kitchens for good at age 24.

I was taken to that place not knowing what was coming. When I ordered a burger, the waiter told me, "No, you're having chicken tenders from the kids menu." And that's what I ate and paid for. It was kind of amusing once I understood what was happening but there's no reason to go there twice.