Don't forget "drug-addled" and "incestuous." What a horrible industry.

My first was Hysteria. And the first concert I paid for with my own money (because my parents were happy to bring me along to see Bob Dylan or Stevie Ray Vaughn, but were not going to shell out for this atrocity) was Def Leppard with Ugly Kid Joe at a dirt track speedway in upstate New York.

My copy of The Chronic was ushered into the garage sale the weekend after I bought it.

I remember looking through the BMG music club CD catalog and reading the description for their first album as "The Specials meet Social Distortion." I ordered it and was mildly disappointed… But I couldn't find much room to argue with the description.

Neither of which is the man/ass from Arrested Development?

Graphics critiques are nice, but I was hoping for a Rexquiem :^(

Is that the guy whose ass we saw for an uncomfortably long time in the Watchmen? Or is this the guy whose ass looks like that guy's ass?

Boxing has fallen farther out of the public consciousness than I thought. In times past, every housewife in America could name the heavyweight champion of the world. Oh, how I yearn for the time when the concussive arts were more appreciated. Just a matter of time for you, NFL fans.

Edited to add that if boxing was…

There's also the scene where Eric Stoltz is incredibly disgusting and creepy, which made my insides cramp.

Or if in Texas you could commit a crime that sends you to federal prison. Timothy McVeigh's last meal was 2 pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream. I have no idea why that fact stuck with me, but I haven't had that flavor since I read it.

Our best play of the week!

The exception that proves the rule?

They've been re-branded as Adam and the Chipmunks.

But it's so hard when they sneak their music onto your iPhone!

The Rockets-Thunder game on Sunday was horrifying. Neither team scored more than 70. When do OKC's good players come back?

I haven't read the books, but saw a screening on Tuesday. I thought D13's drabness and stiffness was played for comic relief, while the defining characteristic was that they're badass warriors in a very traditional militaristic sense, which I found really boring cinematically and unsettling to my general moral and…

Or at any other moment in space-time.

Lions totally got the shaft on that nullified return. I loved how when the returner grabbed it, 6 Cardinals players realize at the same time that, holy shit, the man with the ball is already behind them with a 3-step head start!

"Well, if you're interested in basketball, there's always Bill Simmons' latest one-million-word piece on the sport unmatched genius of Larry Bird."

Fixed it.

I actually wrote an "I'm not a spambot" disclaimer. Should have trusted my instincts and left it in there.