I've been driving since June, just on Fridays and/or Saturdays, and I've made almost $10k. This thing is gonna put my kid through college. Almost impossible to get a HAC license in my city, and even if I got one, nobody with a medallion will let me only drive on the weekends exclusively. I don't mind the drunks as…

Everybody tried it. Spirit of cooperation and so on.
Nobody got sick, but nobody went back for seconds, including the "chef."

I lived at a student housing co-op and about 25 of the 30 people in the house went home for Thanksgiving. The rest of us decided to try to have a nice meal together and not feel sorry for ourselves. The older, eco-conscious hippy of the house offered to make a vegan turkey alternative. "Sure! Great idea!"

Dude got…

Maybe I'm reading/remembering it wrong, but I thought Banksy's main point about the Freedom Tower is that it's reflective of an uninspired, knee-jerk reaction akin to the blind (and sometimes ugly and unsettling) nationalism we saw in the immediate aftermath of the attack. I mean, the only defining characteristic of…

Yes, but it's appallingly non-canonical.

Do we really NEED to see Arthur feast upon Julia's guts?

I think I'm the only one around here who doesn't like Julia.

In traffic, everyone's a shitbird.

As a kid I would always stare at the spaceship as it disappeared behind the artwork on the bottom left, only to emerge on the bottom right. I find myself doing it again now, even as I try to focus on the details of the other quarters.

He had check books, credit cards, and mo' money than a sucka could ever spend. I anticipate a lengthy battle in probate.

He's practically begging for them.

Experienced Jets fans know better than to have hope.

There were a few in Texas after they drafted Vince Young. Haven't seen those jerseys in a while, though.

I'm partial to Super Bowl III.

Sideburns 16, Crew Cut 7. Radical politics ensue.

Boo this man!

But there's something to be said for losing quietly and with a shred of dignity. If we keep at this performance art long enough, we're going to turn into the Raiders.

EDIT: And to answer your question, no, nobody gives a flying fuck about the Cardinals.

"Sure, they may be bad at playing the game, but they are creatively bad, so as a pop-cultural product, the New York Jets are in a class of their own."

I really need to re-frame my Jets fandom in this way, lest I have another dozen mini-strokes before week 17.

I knew it was the million-year-old 60 Minutes dude that got pissed off at Ali G, but couldn't remember the cranky racialist's name.

Hey man, I saw her first.
Jeopardy airs at 430pm Central in my market.

Heh. Stupid Bills.

Was he also behind the Music City Miracle?