That game ended in the most Jetsy way possible: An exciting last-minute drive into field goal range; Your kicker is already 6 for 6 on the day; You're on the edge of your seat ready to spill your beer everywhere out of either joy or despair… and the fucking thing gets blocked. Of course it did, Jets fan. Of course…

I'm a white guy in an interracial marriage, and while I don't notice many sideways looks, if I see a black person staring I'll give "the nod" to try to communicate that I'm alright. On the other hand, If I see a white person staring I'll either ignore them or smile widely and wave conspicuously in attempt to embarrass…

It would be less painful to take a searching and fearless moral inventory. Who knows, maybe I'll discover that deep down I'm NOT a Jets fan!

There's dignity in being a Jets fan? How do I get some of that?

Jets fan here, scared to death of Keenan Allen. He and Rivers are gonna carve us to pieces.

They wanted you to see his opposable thumb so you wouldn't mistake him for some kind of subhuman swamp creature.

EDIT: Or a llama. His face and neck and hairdo makes me think of llamas.

Of Greek tragedy and/or regular HBO programming.

I'm a Debs man, myself.

You callin' Woody Guthrie a socialist?!?

I would like my state to secede. Dual citizenship is so chic!

Unless it's Pootie Tang's belt, of course.

Right. Even the Spurs bailed out when, wouldn't you know it, the taxpayers built them a new arena. I think they spent only 9 seasons in The Alamodome, which isn't getting much work these days. The Alamo Bowl and this weekend's One Direction concert aside.

I don't think the San Antonio threat is completely empty. The state of Texas loves football and corporate tax giveaways. Austin's population is exploding, and it's the largest US city without a pro sports team. The corridor between SA and Austin has a lot of empty space where they could put a new stadium accessible…

A beating-free childhood is a privilege any parent can grant their kids.

SAVE FENWAY!!!! (from all the brown people who come out to watch Pedro pitch)

I heard its track could bend.

Liked for the inevitability of broken necks.

It's still right there on the drag where you left it. They gave it a fresh coat of paint. Gingerbread pancakes waiting to greet you upon your return.

Christie Love was like Pam Grier TV show without Pam Grier.

I still think someone with the balls to move Jeter down in the lineup could squeeze enough wins out of that team to get a game in October. But generally I agree. Teixiera pounds grounders into the shift like it's going out of style. Dude used to flirt with .300 every year and now he literally can't hit his weight.