You must be from Boston.

Yes, but with more puppies.

I'm tempted to go and spy, just to see what y'all look like. I'm shy.
Also, you should go see Ghost Wolves at Hotel Vegas tonight.

Let's call this feature "Flappy" from now on, so it won't enrage us as much.

Thanks for the Howler news. I heard a couple tracks a couple years ago and have been keeping half an eye out for more.

Who gave up the cloth to play tennis?

Meh. Only if you're old and white. People of all walks of life choose to endure One Shining Moment.

I too was a little disappointed by the loose definition of "symmetry."

I was sort of wandering aimlessly downtown last night. Had I realized X was playing at Mohawk I surely would have been down there trying to get in or listen in from the street. Feeling extremely lucky this morning.

And the Oscar goes to…
Benedict Cumberbatch, NoDisrespectToBenAffleck: The Movie!

Equally bad in Thank You for Smoking.

Just tweet an original Roger Sterling one-liner along with the hashtag #SecorLaxatives

I love you Johnnycakes.

I definitely picture a bald dude of ambiguous racial/ethnic origin. Bushier eyebrows than Andre though. And a mustache.

The basement. The Alamo. I said it so you don't have to.
Carry on.

He was pretty evil in that Van Damme movie that takes place at a hockey game.

You really oughta send Dan over to see your cat/dog/child.

*Reports to city council chambers for re-education*

The Comanche Tracker made the trailer. What an ASShole!

Blart, Branca, Branzino!