Important to mention the effect integration had on the Negro Leagues, which were run by black entrepreneurs with clubs staffed not only with black players, but black coaches, umpires, groundskeepers, ushers, concessions workers, etc.  Rickey didn't compensate Negro League owners for signing away their best talent, and…

Do I make a cameo?

Kick a cameraman?

the o is a zero

Yep, it's a fucked up job, but somebody's gotta do it.

Pretty sure he botched Mr. Burns' full name, too.  The Simpson family all have the same middle initial, but I think Mr. Burns uses the first initial C.

#Canceraids

Remember when he had sex with that winged fish-bunny?

Legalize it!

but you can't pick your friend's nose.

I can't even remember what happened to him and the Russian stripper last season.  Well, whatever it was it can be erased with one line of throw-away dialogue like Batista and LaGuerta's marriage. 

That 11 minutes of silence should answer your question.

Like the story about how daddy is better than Uncle John?

"If I can maaaake it there, I'll make it (uhh, uhh) anywheeere…"

Dawes will be playing across town at the exact same time as Frightened Rabbits:

May Gwar make a surprise appearance and drench you in fake blood and jism.

Oh, right.  The black people.  Don't worry - Another year of gentrification and you'll be able to install that jockey on your lawn without conflicts of conscience.

Not these official shows.  The only people watching will be record company douches who scored passes by syncing their American Express cards to Jay-Z's twitter feed.

Draw the shades too, so you won't see me urinating on your front lawn.

Live Fast, Die Hard
Starring Emilio Estevez, Harry Dean Stanton, and a cameo by the Circle Jerks.