@sbunny: same here. Actually, those friends of mine and myself who DID sit through the 30 minute video of its functions and features enjoyed it for quite some time, but anyone else we invited to join was instantly lost and confused...

@Nipple Juice: The video says you have to tap the control pannel in order to turn on the heating surface.

@jglavin: yeah, a serious fire hazard. Can you imagine 1500 individual gas lines running to one specific countertop area?

@Hearthatvoiceagain: Does Ebonics count? I'm just wondering at what age the USA get's its drivers license and starts getting treated like a big boy. Our last win in the little league world series (WWII) is getting kinda sad to look back on now as the "glory days."

@Bill Clinton: I have to disagree with that. If you change the button layout, no matter what button you end up pushing, you'll still have to push that button repetitively in order to get the same result. Take firing for example. If a person were to take the extra button on the Onza, and program that button to equal…

I would like to formally call dibs on the first xbox 360 given to a giz employee who decides to give it away.

@tomsomething: I have a theory. Actually, it isn't a theory- since i have done no research and have nothing to back up the claim. Correction, i have a hypothesis. Maybe, for some reason not mentioned in the article, the Sea Level Rise will cause water to shift AWAY from this harbor (Tides?). This, in turn, would cause…

Was it just me or did this article disappear for a while?

@tomsomething: my thoughts exactly. I have no idea how they plan to make that happen, though i was hoping somebody smarter than myself could figure that out...

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: Yes, i too was wondering about this. The concept seems to be that more land will be exposed as sea levels rise - which is why they called it an inverted island. I, however, fail to see how that would work in the real world. Physics magic perhaps?

@*The_Wizard*: when you figure out how to do that - please share. I concur.

Oftentimes isn't the metal/wood frame the lock is attached to much weaker than the lock itself? Why not just shoot that?

@sweetelectro: Yeah, but diamonds are a forced Monopoly by De Beers. Engagement rings for engagement? De Beers. 2 months salary? De Beers.

@ka1axy: At least put a spoiler alert up! I listened to Little Orphan Annie for 3 weeks to get that code!

Just waiting for Ray-Ban to get into the game. Can't wait for my 3D Aviators!

@The world will know squalor.: Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken? (koo-koo- ca- chaaaa)

@Calrekabooki: is there a rule 34 of Internet Explorer?

@dallasmay: you get to use the next generation of idevices to control the screen with touch and accelerometers kinda like having a GIANT nintento DS/ Wii ... that costs a gazillion dollars.

@Standish: you get to pay tons of extra money for the wireless, "iphone" series of controllers, each with an advantage based entirely on how much you paid for it and how recently it was produced. For example, the new ipad and iphone4 controllers will work better for games than the ipod touch - and therefore motivate…

@KingPsyz is not on the recall list: But... it's got electrolytes.