Thanks but I’ll stick to doing my drugs the American way

The linked article even has a quote from Solo confirming they are not intentional.

I did and I do. Just keep in mind that this is one of the organizations who’s previous polls said that Hillary would win in a landslide. Forgive me if I believe their sampling method might be a bit flawed.

63% of the American public believes the U.S. should not pull out of the nuclear deal.

No one complained when Daniel Day Lewis did it...but then again he’s so method he might have actually paralyzed himself.

If you don’t want to pay resort prices for a hotel, check out the Red Lion Hotel. Clean rooms, large pool deck, free park shuttles and is literally right outside the main road entrance. It’s also easily $30-$40 cheaper than the most low-end Disney hotels.

...and since it only makes one at a time, you need to be eating alone if this is your preferred cooking method

One of my company’s properties is a country club, so every day our CEO orders her lunch from the club restaurant and it’s pretty much always salmon. It’s then brought into the office kitchen by her secretary and reheated thus making the entire office an assault on your nose.

What? That would never happen!!

Or maybe cuz of stats?

I want to know why these dumbasses run from the cops instead of just getting on the ground like they were told.

If you’re wondering what kind of man spends his entire life preparing to be attacked in his sleep by loved one with a sword... 

What “debate”? It’s either over or you’re a psychopath.

This also falls on Target for not enforcing the closed lane and perpetuating the myth that the customer is always right.

Because that’s not the point of a drive-thru...it’s to get food to-go because at that moment you can’t stay to sit inside. If I’m eating inside, sure it’s very easy to ask for it to be fixed. But after I drive off and get home and then find your mistake I’m stuck with having paid for meal I don’t want cuz you couldn’t…

No fuck that! I’ve been burned by fast food fuckups too many times to leave without checking and if you pull up you either gotta wait in line again or go inside. Orders are written out on a damn screen for you, how hard is it to get #2 correct??

It turned into “I’m a millenial pussy and everything makes me cry.”

You were in a class called “Cultural Freedoms: Hate Speech, Blasphemy and Pornography,” what were you expecting?? You made it to college, time to grow up and be an adult.

Pretty sure that’s not the kind of safe space they’re referring to, but more likely the kind that were needed when college-aged adults were “triggered” and afraid because someone wrote “vote for Trump” in chalk on a sidewalk.

I don’t know what you’ve been subjected to in your life that stealth poopers is a thing you worry about...but my heart goes out to you.