Luckily for Samantha Bee her dick is only the second worst thing about her.

The only right answer is WalMart....fuck that place. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. 

Eagerly awaiting your follow up article regarding the infuriating people who pronounce Wolf and Jaguar as “woof” and “jag-wire”

Boneless wings are a LIE!! They are just chicken nuggets!! The truth is out there!!

Hey, just like Michelle was!

Highly doubt anything they were corresponding about was labeled Top Secret

So lemme get this right:

Ghetto safari BIKE tours...ibikeharlem.com

As a “journalist” you should know that the quotes appearing around “clean-cut American kid” indicate that they are quoting what other people said about him....as opposed to the ones around “journalist” which are just being used facetiously.

Let’s be clear about this: Lurie didn’t say that he isn’t signing Kaepernick because he can’t play, a common myth I’ve heard floated as truth during this boycott season.

Yea but at the end of the day you’ll still be living in Pennsylvania....I’ll take the occasional hurricane

If you’re wishing harm on people just because you disagree with their politics then you’re the problem not the solution.

Is that why black people are notoriously bad tippers? Fightin back against the Man!!

And George Martin cameos as old Sam putting the finishing touches on the story in the final episode

Those other wildebeest are dicks! How bout an assist here guys?? 

I know the first emergency supply I look for in a flood is a flat screen TV!

You mean like the actual photo of the actual girl??

No he basically said “I’m going to kill you”