Beetle Adventure Racing > Mario Kart 64. Fact.

Random internet person - quit telling people what they can and can’t say no matter how “righteous” you imagine yourself to be.

My fave

Now even more confused as to why I was sent away.

I also find it annoying that you have to subscribe to a podcast in order to view all their episodes...I don’t subscribe to Rogan, but if he has a guest I’d like to hear, I have to subscribe, find the episode, listen to it and then go unsubscribe....kind of tedious.

Firmly on the Right here....Tebow is an asshat.

I was watching Banshee on a plane when the scene came on where Hood looks like he’s about to blow the big albino in prison (before not at all doing that)....peeping dude next to me totally thought I was watching gay porn.

I can watch this all day long

They were relevant enough to keep Hillary out of the White House

Matt Damon is as close to being a black woman as a white man can get.

By that stellar logic you should be yelling at every other person on the plane because they haven’t earned your “respect” and also have done absolutely nothing to you. It’s called being a civilized human being.

The only reason Margaret Cho is telling people about this is because otherwise no one cares what Margaret Cho has to say.

and that white woman would vote race over gender

Couple weeks ago Post Office delivered an Amazon package to my mailbox. Both me and my gf order stuff frequently so I thought nothing of it and opened it. Upon finding it was a book neither of us would have bought I looked again...right address, wrong name. It was to the tenant who hasn’t lived here in nearly 2…

Pretty sure all that violence is coming from the people protesting the new President.

You can’t say “twat waffle”....that’s insensitive and triggering

Sounds pretty spot-on to me

Freshman year roommate walked in while I was jerking off at his computer....ugh, that guy was a nightmare.