You know the difference between people who get suckered to pay for garbage and the people who do it ironically? None. There’s no difference.

I am literally devastated to learn there was an under-attended Angelyne Halloween party this past year in LA — where I LIVE — the very night I dressed up as her. I even had a little pink convertible I carried around all night.

I love it, I always love when she’s mentioned in articles. Did she happen to tell you why she doesn’t like her face photographed?

And despite her ability to self-promote, she doesn’t even have social media accounts of her own, because . . .

...”thot”...?

Note the other huge red flag: he doesn’t want to deal with your manager or agency. I’m sure he will in no way be trying to screw you over on the fee, nope, not at all.

There are some alternate views floating around of what it’s like to have a date with Angelyne...

I remember — I think I remember — that Angelyne had a relationship with a TV weatherman in L.A. Dr. George or something like that, a meteorologist that read the weather on the local news and was sort of an eccentric kook ... like a lot of local weather people. Marie — do you remember the weatherman thing ... the rumor…

If sex sells, how the hell does this doofus make any money?

I see Sprint WIreless is giving away promo sunglasses again...

“The goal with my career has never been to be controversial, but unfortunately some people get offended by blatant sexism and objectification.”

I decided to be honest and up-front about what was requested of me… Fuck me right?

He’s actively participating in that sexist culture. He’s as much a part of the problem as those shitty clubs.

Some of my favorite DJs / Producers are female... Paris Hilton

Some of my favorite DJs / Producers are female... Miss Kittin (1982 - first record ever bought), Maya Jane Coles, Annie Mac, Anna Lunoe, Baby Anne, DJ Spinderella, Paris Hilton, that girl from Zach Efron’s new movie...

There’s a predatory element to this, no? The extremely specific age/height/weight requirements, the demand that interested women contact him directly, rather than having their managers or agencies do so... In addition to his obnoxious tone, this sets off all my “sketchy dude” warning bells.

1) Those glasses were tacky in the 80s. Try harder.

Men can’t do anything without tripping on their own dicks.

If he’s making the argument that DJs must be attractive to be successful because ‘sex sells’....then why does he get hired?

Anybody can be a DJ as long as it stems from a true love of music.