holy shit. this story is so so terrifying.

Yuck!! That’s like those dudes who sit right next to you on the metro when there are plenty of empty rows. I always just get up and move, not speaking a word (other than “excuse me” when they’ve already spread their knees open) and move to one of those empty rows. A lot of times, they’ll say something like “I’m just…

My little sister called me upon landing after her first cross-country flight in TEARS. She (16 at the time) was so freaked/icked out by the much-older guy seated next to her. He raised the arm rest immediately after taking off, and proceeded to rub against her the entire flight. She said he used his arm/shoulder to…

I had a woman do this! On my way to Dubai (then onwards to Baghdad) from DC (looooooong flight), evening flight, mostly empty. I had the most blessed thing occur - I wound up with the middle row all to myself! I developed immediate plans to drink several vodkas and pass out, for once, comfortably. I stayed in my end…

As the daughter of an older Asian woman, let me first congratulate you on making her happy, and then let me congratulate you on winning her as an ally. Trust me - they may look cute and dainty, but piss them off and they will find a way to exact revenge.

I hope the first single Kesha releases when this is over is a badass “fuck you, I’m a survivor” power anthem - I love her energy on her dance/party hits, and I can only imagine how awesome she’ll sound when she’s channeling her anger about all this shit into her singing.

#FreeKesha

This is my favorite cultural exchange ever. I love when two people who can’t really talk share something that everyone loves, and that’s the empty middle seat. Bless y’all.

This is adorable.

The only time this happened to me I was on a flight to Korea and had the window, while a kindly old Korean woman had the isle. We exchanged pleasantries (nods, es she didn’t speak much english) and I silently helped her untangle her earphones. After the plane took off and we both realized there was no one to sit…

This comment in a Vice article may explain why Sony is trying to fight this.

This is the only way to handle such an invasion of space.

Ewwwwwww!!!! WHY???? So seedy. Ick.

like a doughnut drone? because I’d like one to stop by my office... not for fucking though... I’d just like a snack.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

I enjoy how they have matching treasure trails. Do you think it is groomed that way or naturally occuring?

“dr” luke can go fuck a flying doughnut and never come back pls. thanks. #freekesha

Free Kesha!