That man is so pretty.

Man: “Awww, why dont you give me a smile, I’m just trying to be friendly, you can at least be friendly back!”

Yup. Woman are always made to feel like they are overreacting if they find a man creepy. We’re supposed to be understanding of gross behavior and write it off as “social awkwardness.” Fuck that noise. Trust your gut ladies.

Man. Satan is just the best.

I think he means it’s because she’s Jewish she reads the NY Times. You know, like all us Jews.

OMG, an AllieCat profile!!! Even better than a Vogue profile. I am HONORED.

Ms Coffee, a feminist Jew lady, walks in with a coffee in one hand and a handful of tampons in the other. Both refreshingly hip and wickedly old fashioned she’s unafraid to crack whipsharp jokes harkening to the wonder years. “Hey,” Ms coffee said leaning over, her lady breasts gleaming with sugar, “what’s black and…

this never gets old

I'm a New York Jew who reads the Times... where's MY Vogue profile??

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

I love that Vogue considers Schumer’s totally unsurprising fondness for the New York Times to be a literary eccentricity requiring ethnographic contextualization:

yes that was my only takeaway from all of this.

“manipulative sex kitten”