A thing I learned while compiling this: The San Diego Chicken is not and has never been the Padres’ mascot.

I...can totally see that about western Europe.

I feel like you’re not quite getting it.

Twitter is like smoking a cigarette. Feels really good, it’s really self-indulgent, very hard to quit, and there is no safe or moderate amount.

That article was from 2008? Time flies when you’re trying to fire Jay Mariotti.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Mine currently shows 21,574. Burke’s in six figures.

Terri, CLEAR YOUR FUCKING INBOX!

Does this count as another major?

Seriously, anyone else & it would be SOOOOO goddamn annoying. He has to be one of the most likeable people in the world.

With my own beloved Capitals washed out of the playoffs once again, my rooting interests are:

I think most of the West thinks so, except for diehard conservatives who turn a blind eye because Turkey is a strategically important “ally.”

That’s probably why he claims they disowned him.

Pretty sure he digs the Saudis.

Osama bin Westbrook

Jokes aside, Kanter is being pretty brave about all this.

“being a member of a terrorist organization”...

Turkey is just trying to make the news and ruin our Memorial Day. The joke is on them, we already have a turkey day and ours is much better

Enes, if you need a place to crash and lay low for a while, hit me up. I got you bro.

Although all of this detail is new (and fucking sickening), everyone has known that Salazar is as shady as shit for a decade. Fuck NIKE, USADA, and USTF for keeping this shit-stain around.