Of course Wisconsin won. Look at the photos you posted. They got to play 6-on-5.

If by math you mean, “plugging the numbers into an online inflation calculator” then you’re welcome.

No s*it. If it had the price range would be much higher. No $100 dates on the ASU squad.

This pasty Wisconsin team beat a better, blacker Kentucky said in the final four than the one his son’s white guys lost to

Adjusted for inflation that would be $5,591.50 today. But your point stands. Her character was easy AND cheap.

A real star can take his team on his back. Like Steph did with fuckin Davidson. Of course Steph’s dad was actually good at basketball

Technically: 🖕🏿🖕🏿

No team is going to win a championship when their best player is Drake.

I was gonna say. College basketball’s done, NBA playoffs haven’t started yet, the NFL hasn’t drafted and the European soccer leagues are in a relative lull right now. No real sports news to speak of.

Unbelievable. That guy must absolutely hate Russell Wilson.

There is actual sports news going on now.

Oooooh. I don’t want to body-snark, but that’s the least attractive cheerleader I’ve ever seen.

I think the point is that if a consenting adult wants to have a contractual relationship with another adult and there’s no rule against it, why should the school intervene?

NCAA: “There are 380,000 NCAA student-athletes, and most of them will go pro in something other than sports. We’ll be the only pimp, thank you very much”

Sees this image on the website’s homepage and immediately stops downloading app

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

Colon No Match for Anal Power

Matt Stafford (0-3) would lose to the first round bye

Bill Simmons is the worst writer in the world.

Let’s start off more slowly: would you settle for the half-day during the week that he’s healthy?