You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

There are far more A’s baseball fans in Oakland than Raider fans. Most Raider fans come from outside the city. As for the Warriors, the team didn’t leave any time for hand-wringing or negotiating. They found their site, said that they would build their own arena, and that was that. I’m bummed the Dubs are leaving.…

God, I hate the NFL. Love football, but can’t stand the NFL.

He says he hates the alt-right, yet he keeps doing shit like starting Internet petitions to suspend “social justice” courses and saying stupid shit like “Feminists are ruining Magic: The Gathering”.

It’s pretty staggering. If Trump had actually waited and tried to gain the proper support behind the scenes and, you know, actually practiced good negotiation tactics, it’s possible they could have eked out a victory. Instead, he looks like a complete and utter failure.

how about repeal and replace their existence?

There used to be a ban on Anchorman references in the comments section back in the good ol’ days.

Shouldn’t it technically have been Footy McFoot Face?

From here:

Who knew Joffrey would be upset so easily?

But I thought more guns = more safety. And an armed society is a polite society. And I also thought that alcohol sales were banned in SEC stadiums. And also, Hitler disarmed the Germans when he took over (not really, but I read it somewhere). Why can’t I bring my arsenal in to cheer on the Hogs?1Q?! How else are the…

“So, either something changed in the intervening weeks (since March 1)...”

Well, yeah, things did. You laid it out:
- Got their doors blown off, at home, in embarrassing fashion by Villanova (it made the Hoyas look the Rutgers of the Big East)
- Lost in the first round of the Big East tourney to fellow faded glory member…

Then, if the school can string together a couple years of at least advancing one round, it can maybe work towards following the footsteps of Gonzaga or Wichita State or Butler.

I read the headline as Lionel Richie and thought that explains Dancing on the Ceiling.

First time I’ve seen drug dealers name their product for the amount of taxes they planned to pay.

I’m actually impressed that the whole thing wasn’t blacked out.

reading this you can also map out Trump’s speech patterns

“Just fuck me up, fam.”

Gotta give them credit for showing their cards here and trusting Gottlieb not to steal them.

69% give or take