Luckily for Blatter, all he needs to do to avoid U.S. surveillance is stay out of the country.

“Tell me about it.”

You couldn’t have gone with “We managed to get our hands on the Dong video”?

I’m half white, do I get a 50% discount?

Just to clarify, Stephen A. Smith can belittle women and defend domestic violence with impunity, but Simmons can’t refer to basic anatomy?

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Serious answer: Katie Baker.

ESPN should fuck with Whitlock and hire Greg Howard.

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical corporate ceremony!

The pink gorilla that interrupted Craggs’ Grantland interview. Duh.

I would say Whitlock but then I remembered he doesn't run.

ME!!!!!

Graceland needs Emmitt Smith

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When the Red Sox struggle, all is right in the world.

Seriously, is there anything better than the resounding silence we’ve experienced from Red Sox Nation for the past year? It’s like someone hit the Mute button on the world’s foremost collection of douchebags.