(wakes up next a bottle of Jack)

If there is a God, He’s clearly an asshole

“Leave me out of this”

Basically. Schefter’s strength is sources

(Lemmy Kilmister voice) How about Ace of Spades?

“Every fanbase has their assholes” I continue to insist as the @BestFansStLouis account never runs out awful Cards fans

He couldn’t do worse than Bobby Jindal

(X) DougExeter

Okay, get this

One question: Is Tom Ley an heir to the Ley’s Kitchen empire?

Should have posted this at 4:20pm EST, Tom.

You intentionally waited until the calendar said it was 6/9 to post this, right?

They do! They are legal now! And if you throw backwards, it’s not a pass!

This is a criminally underrated comment

You forgot screen pass (out of the backfield) to Gurley, HB option (the HB is Gurley), bubble screen to Gurley and rocket screen to Gurley

+no one that denies this

It’s just not really widely reported.

I didn’t like her. Her performances were quite shaky.

This is Deadspin, where commenters have taken entire paragraphs to setup a joke