+1 entire state

It’s a killer. Like Ted Cruz. The Zodiac Killer.

At least it would be a better game than playing against a 1996 Curry

“This is the comment I was waiting for when I first saw the news about...wait, what was the article about?”

fuck me daddy

+1 wasted timeout

My favorite @dril tweet and probably the best tweet ever:

UW will not Swing away from a winning formula

“I don’t see why he deserved that”

Someone ask for creepy-ass GIFs?

He’s the only brain surgeon to actually perform it on himself

Statistically speaking, someone has to be attracted to a mass-murderer

+1 dropped Olympic bar

DePaul always fights!

Well actually I have a lot of women friends named Rick

“This is the best Deadspin comment I can remember!”

MAYBE. I think.

As of right now, Eric’s comment has more stars. There is justice in this world. For now.

(reads article)
(applies for hotel surveillance position)

There’s a reason why Pats fans are the most hated now