The DS9 reference is fitting since Rutgers could use some Ferengi accounting

The only DIII team that would have an undefeated record and not in the playoffs...doesn’t compete in the playoffs. So...my alma mater got screwed out of a playoff bid this year, so I’d be more than happy to see some sweet bowl game money!

9. Playing for the Raiders doesn’t count!

The ref should say, “Listen man, I know this seems like a good idea to you, but take this flag. You’ll thank me in a little while.” It would save so many broken televisions.

No, he’s referring to the porn parody version

“HubDub” started FanDuel. Look at this goddamn amazing WP site

Who do you want to win the 2015 Shit Account Tourney, and who do you think will win?

How many dicks did you have to suck to a) get out of Deadspin and b) join 538?

I could only one picture of the owner and he looks...totally trustworthy

+no one denies this

Telling >> Spelling. Didn’t PFT Commenter learn you anything?

Still had less air under it than a Phillip Rivers pass

Well, there is the UW-Stevens Point Pointers. It’s in the middle of the state, but still on the other side of the river, right?

Curt believes in microevolution of opinions, not macroevolution.

Don’t give Pete Carroll ideas

I 110% approve

Well,

He’s polling at better numbers than...uh...the guys that aren’t Trump or Carson...Rubio?

Wait, how is Craig James involved?

I disagree. I don’t mind THIS GUY, especially since Favre left the league. What I do mind is that you added an “h” to his name.