The Klingon empire has issued a statement saying Qo'noS will not carry the World Cup this year since FIFA has no honor.

Meanwhile on Twitter, "Can someone shoot me a link to that Deadspin article about me?"

Possibly, or LamarBone has mediocre taste in kids' shows:

If not, would a team with a black mascot called "The Darkies" be ok?

"Vagina? What does that look like"

What about the 19th century?

It gives what plants crave

+1 can of gravy

HUH? WHAT? FUCK YOU I'M WEARING A MULLET

With special guest star House-O!

I love everything about this article, especially:

*Play baseball and be very good at it

They restarted it without Carey a year or so ago

Probably further Southeast, because the Greater Metro Milwaukee area is there. South Central and Southwest are fairly empty (I'm a Platteville grad and I have relatives near Madison) once you get out of Madison. The suburbs are fairly safe.

Yeah, the assistants were cute when they weren't trying to "help" you

Ha! I wonder if you and I go to the same Y because someone one day left FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTY FREAKING POUNDS on the leg press. This is the worst gym I've seen with lifters not putting weights away

Not to forget how much components have improved since 2001. That was pretty much in the middle of a memory price fixing scandal (the price of RAM has drastically come down since it was revealed compared other components) and Netburst oh god Netburst.

I'm on Firefox and it looks fine here

That must have been been early into the release of XP. My earliest memories of XP came more into 2003-2004 when people forgot about 98 and were becoming nostalgic.