I was drinking something when I read that and it took everything not to spit-take just now. Well done.

My entry didn’t make it so I’ll just post it here for you assholes.:

Whew. I almost thought I woke up in some parallel universe where the Browns had a competent draft and Donald Trump was President. Thank God that’s not the case.

This has to be deflating.

Never change Emmitt. Never change.

God bless you. May your first child be a masculine child.

Thank you for helping me keep the Packers’ heretofore dismal offseason in perspective.

Lol yeah because we know there weren’t any Packers fans in the 70's or 80's. Packers fans are jaded for sure but saying the fans are fair weather is completely disingenuous. Did they over react? Obviously. But they definitely keep watching. You’ve never seen Lambeau as empty as some of these stadiums, in much larger…

It’s literally jail food.

How in the actual fuck is this not the picture for this post?

Why would they print shirts for the Bills winning 3 Superbowls they didn’t to potentially celebrate the 4th?

This does not get old.

You son of a bitch. You glorious son of a bitch.

I needed this laugh today. Thank you.

This series has me feeling the same way as the election....

Obligatory

Oof.

Make the Browns Great Ag- ....nevermind, that one doesn’t work.

I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that.

I really hope there are some scathing Dead Letters piling up that you plan on sharing with us.