A Schiano Man has no use for temporal social constructs.

Yeah. I'm leaning towards Trump too.

Takes so hot they could be used to keep Chipotle meats from being E. Coli incubators for an entire evening dinner rush.

Well done.

Is Donald Trump elite though?

You son of a bitch.

Well done. We can close the internet for today, folks.

Well done. Kinja is over for today, folks.

They’re 13-2. But there's still one game to play.

Fantastic.

A name that generic and based on fiction must belong to a Philadelphia 76er. I can see how that typo might confuse some viewers though since they don't play the Bulls til Monday.

Cry about it, bruh.

‘we care for nothing Lebowski.’

No love for Steve Smith?

Would you like my card?

I love your work....

Worst part of being a Packer fan.....reflexively sticking up for McCarthy. The fact that I’ve consciously wondered what could have been if Belichick(!!!) was our coach with Rodgers under center makes me question my very existence. Every January I want to Elvis my TV.

God bless you.

+1 chromosome

Yea totally! Always get a kick out of sexual assault!