Yeah but what about those lyrics? Kanye will not have sex with Taylor Swift and he shouldn’t be boasting about it, even if he got her fleeting approval during a secretly recorded phone call. I’m sure it’s hard for almost anyone to call out Kanye West during a live phone call. Agreement in this context is far short of…

Hey, maybe you should get a new job!! Life is too short to be unhappy.

I cannot star this enough. What the hell is this? This article made me so mad. All it says is: hey, these things suck. Then it shows a bunch of products that appeal to different demographics than that to which the “writer” belongs. Vegan jerky and light up gloves sound cool to me. This was so pointless I cannot in…

You are a poor candidate for bimodal sleep. Sleeping pills like Ambien are designed for normal sleep schedules (7-9 hours at once). Stimulants also make bimodal sleep untenable. The only way for this first/second sleep to work, in my opinion, is without psychoactive drugs. My conclusions derive from personal…

Do you think this is the best solution? 500 words per month is less than a cloistered nun. Maybe you work with awful people, I don’t know, but conversation is one of the best things in life and coworkers are always around. It seems to me like you are missing out on something mostly good, which is human interaction in…

...boots...

So you’re the reason we still have cancer? Thanks a lot.

Okay thanks. That sounds kind of cruel to your body. Like, too extreme. But hopefully you won’t have to keep it up long. Weight maintenance is apparently way more fun than weight loss :)

I’ve seen his face on a sheet of acid. I believe he was wearing that goofy policeman hat, and it wasn’t black & white. The colors were incredible.

What do you mean you “eat back 50% of those calories”? I’m confused.

Keep fighting the good fight, pal. It’s gonna be a long day.

1500 to 1800 calories a day? Do you even exercise? That sounds like about half as much as I need to stay healthy but I exercise on the reg.

That doesn’t mean she considered other options, such as calling the police on her own abusive husband. Pleading with him to stop was probably her only tactic for preventing the slaughter. It didn’t work and that’s horrible, but this woman is not to blame. She is a victim of this mass shooting, it’s very clear. She…

You really need a better imagination.

God still isn’t there. Otherwise this book would be irrelevant by now.

Perverted is a stronger form of “sexually suggestive.” Your explanation is something a lawyer might try to brainwash a jury with, but come on, there’s no difference between between “perverted” photos of kids in underwear or less and “sexually suggestive” photos of kids. He should have been arrested. Why try to craft a…

That sounds...a lot better? Minus the pubic hair.

What is so unique about this video? As someone who’s been on the internet for a long time, this strikes me as particularly mundane.

Pole dancing is sexy. Pregnancy is not. This is simple evolution.

What distinguishes B.S. supplements from good supplements? I take several supplements but none of them contain ginseng or snake oil.