“Because you are a member of the MSU Athletics family, I am writing to ensure you are aware of how to report information about any suspected wrongdoing while you were a student-athlete.”

did you see who we made president or

umm excuse me she is classy did u not read the tweet smh

The only person in the universe who I don’t judge for tweeting this way is Cher. Every one of her tweets is a giant fantastic emoji-laden Rebus puzzle and I am here for it.

Excuse me, Emojis, numbers as words, and wearing your sheer jacket weirdly on your arms are the epitome of class. You would know that if you had any. ::sweeps away to tweet for Trump::

She has Israel’s flag in her name. Wtf? Has she not seen Bannon lurking around?

It reminds me of a guy I knew for most of my childhood. His dad was rarely around, even when he was home. One of those “spend time with my kids only when I want to and on my terms” types. By the time we were in college his folks divorced and it came out that he hated his dad for acting more like an adult roommate than…

It’s so frustrating whenever these clueless dads think they deserve a medal for acting like, you know, a parent.

What a bummer for that dude who has to watch his kids. This is on par with parents who say they are “babysitting”.

It’s so dumb it’s funny, but I’m not mad at him for that. He’s not too bright. His heart seems to be in the right place, there, which is something I can’t normally say for Joe.

The most ironic part is women I know are never off. They run our worlds, save our parents, kids and every other relationship that counts.

Missy Elliott taught me that if, after careful consideration I wanted to work it, I would need to put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it. Sage advice, indeed.

I also now know men’s locker rooms are the best restaurant in New York.

This is fantastic. Rich gets all the cookies today. None for anyone else.
 

What about all the naked wrestling and towel snapping?

I wanted to say, “My dick was just out,” but I think I just said, “Thanks.”

I think Drew is the worst. He does the same thing Milo Yiannopoulos does where he mistakes being superfun sassy gay with being a monstrous fucking asshole. He berates models during their photo shoot (the private jet shoot with Jason Derulo was hard to watch), he yells non-constructive criticism at them during panel.…

I haven’t seen them since I was in elementary school in the Cretaceous Period (1970s)! Would love to see them again.