Put the sanctuary squeeze play on.

I would love to pass a hat around the nation to hire a mariachi band to follow Trump around for a week. That would be hilarious.

Still... you should get checked

Also a Shark Sandwich

Smell The Glove

sad part is this is in peoria, az where they will soon be deported for no fucking reason at all

For me, ESPN simply isn’t a distinctive channel anymore. It’s a partner of the NFL or the NBA or the southern collegiate football leagues whose networks it also produces. The majority of what ESPN does is either supportive of or subordinate to things like NBA.tv, NFL Network, the SEC, or MLBAM. It makes sense that…

While not ESPN talent I would gladly listen to Charles Barkley and Shaq over anyone who went to school to pursue a professional career in broadcast journalism

“Is the Embrace Debate Era to blame for ESPN’s financial issues? Our team of experts weigh in when we come back.”

I’ve been coming to this site too long. I was waiting for the kid to get injured or a drunk adult to steal the ball.

Spring Training: Finally, the Baseball you love without all that Baseball.

Congratulations!

it seems like it offers the things I like most about live baseball: Sitting outside in nice weather, eating and drinking, and just absorbing the entire sensory experience—the smells, the sounds—without necessarily caring that much about who wins or loses, or even who plays.

It’s almost like they were having a contest to see who could squeeze in the most uses of the word “con”.

So what are the chances that at least one Warriors playoff opponent now tries this?

At some point, you have to [air horn] distractions to [booming PA announcer hype man voice] and [Jock Jams cut] and [instructions to make some noise] kick in the nuts.

That’s.....that’s just a dick with a face, isn’t it.

For Joe Smo runner sure I’ll agree with you - but she was on the podium. At that point, you deserve to be scrutinized a bit.

It’s crazy that there must be so much rampant cheating that there is a need for a marathon watchdog.

Can’t figure out what’s worse: a cheating marathoner or a dude who runs a website on his own time watchdogging other people’s times.