Quite right. A word from the right honorable gentlemen of Dicks-on-Queue is always appreciated.

8 mos. Ugh. And yet the poor girl raped at Stanford looks on in listless jealousy.

I’m glad to hear that you were treated with compassion. This woman received the opposite. The tape above was so painful. The lack of empathy made me cringe. That poor woman. I actually felt diminished just watching it.

I see a new rent control battle in San Jose’s future.

I was a ridiculous smiler as a youngster. I currently enjoy the hell out of my old black bastard resting face.

Same shit, different config.

Lol. He's foked.

Could hardly be a clearer illustration of the disinvestment that leads to income inequality. White people’s money follows white people.

The northwest corner of Pico & Western was the first place I ever saw Korean script. I knew what Japanese and Chinese lettering looked like. But this? Being a teen, I was all like, “What the fuck is this? And who the fuck are these people?” In the mid-1970's, this intersection provided my first glimpse of the future…

The most Portland thing ever.

Why not volleyball? Haven't you been to college? Those coeds aren’t just going to date rape themselves.

Snooty?

Land.

Thick-thighs young Cubans. Dammit, I just got a boner.

I like PK’s and any other Americanisms that make the game our own.

Camouflage!

Few things drive me madder as a professional than political malpractice. Fecklessly choosing to undermine society for some amorphous personal whim should result in shunning and self-banishment.

I don't pay attention much, but where the hell has Megan Mullaly been? I miss her.

Could be worse. Billy could have a crush on Timofey Mozgov.

McDonalds.