I get hot over crazy politics. Donald Trump & Chris Christie v. Hillary Clinton & Elizabeth Warren. I’m pre-cumming like a muthafuka.

Drama Queen gets crowned.

There's no queen like a drama queen.

I apologize to anyone who may resemble this remark, but watching the Morning Joe gin fizz frat party is the whitest thing I could do all day.

Seems a little fellatio-phobic.

Because it's the industry standard. Why should she settle for less than peers?

Guuuuuurl, you working too hard.

+1 car bomb

Jia, I love this essay. You breathed life into an issue of broad public importance. Pulling back the curtain deepened our understanding of Abigail Fisher/Becky With The Bad Grades and the sections she made.

This comment is both evil and good kinja.

Well, now he can be known as (pause) Dick from Texas. No homo.

You’re in LA, Kara. You know that for reasons others can divine, we Angelenos are a thick-headed lot. We’ve spent years getting hit by our own transit trains.

We used to have a great rail transit system. But it was private and the owners (whomever they were) decided to rip it out and make us all drive cars.

Baz Luhrmann hits any and all of my gay sensibilities. Best in-front-of-a-screen feeling ever.

19?!?? She’s practically a gymno-grandma. We’ve been told since 1972 that only pubescent girls can make it in the sport. 19 year-olds need not apply. Forget what you heard. Ms. Biles is repping for grown-ass women.

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He escaped two feline rape counts by confessing to ONE misdemeanor? White man’s justice. White women beware.

This is simultaneously chilling and gut-wrenching. There’s a lot of smoke around these alleged child rape rings. And the smoke spans the globe. If they exist, I hope some journalists somewhere can expose them. My only fear is that it reaches so high into the upper echelons of govt, business etc that it could further…

Lol. You youngins don't know from romance.

Those Secret Service allegations are a damnable lie. They were refuted by leaders of the Association of Former Agents of the US Secret Service.