Land.

Thick-thighs young Cubans. Dammit, I just got a boner.

I like PK’s and any other Americanisms that make the game our own.

Camouflage!

Few things drive me madder as a professional than political malpractice. Fecklessly choosing to undermine society for some amorphous personal whim should result in shunning and self-banishment.

I don't pay attention much, but where the hell has Megan Mullaly been? I miss her.

Could be worse. Billy could have a crush on Timofey Mozgov.

McDonalds.

I get hot over crazy politics. Donald Trump & Chris Christie v. Hillary Clinton & Elizabeth Warren. I’m pre-cumming like a muthafuka.

Drama Queen gets crowned.

There's no queen like a drama queen.

I apologize to anyone who may resemble this remark, but watching the Morning Joe gin fizz frat party is the whitest thing I could do all day.

Seems a little fellatio-phobic.

Because it's the industry standard. Why should she settle for less than peers?

Guuuuuurl, you working too hard.

+1 car bomb

Jia, I love this essay. You breathed life into an issue of broad public importance. Pulling back the curtain deepened our understanding of Abigail Fisher/Becky With The Bad Grades and the sections she made.

This comment is both evil and good kinja.

Well, now he can be known as (pause) Dick from Texas. No homo.

You’re in LA, Kara. You know that for reasons others can divine, we Angelenos are a thick-headed lot. We’ve spent years getting hit by our own transit trains.