We used to have a great rail transit system. But it was private and the owners (whomever they were) decided to rip it out and make us all drive cars.

Baz Luhrmann hits any and all of my gay sensibilities. Best in-front-of-a-screen feeling ever.

19?!?? She’s practically a gymno-grandma. We’ve been told since 1972 that only pubescent girls can make it in the sport. 19 year-olds need not apply. Forget what you heard. Ms. Biles is repping for grown-ass women.

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He escaped two feline rape counts by confessing to ONE misdemeanor? White man’s justice. White women beware.

This is simultaneously chilling and gut-wrenching. There’s a lot of smoke around these alleged child rape rings. And the smoke spans the globe. If they exist, I hope some journalists somewhere can expose them. My only fear is that it reaches so high into the upper echelons of govt, business etc that it could further…

Lol. You youngins don't know from romance.

Those Secret Service allegations are a damnable lie. They were refuted by leaders of the Association of Former Agents of the US Secret Service.

I hate to be cynical. But all presidents have blood on their hands. Whether it's before or after getting the job. It's an occupational hazard. Get over it.

Beautiful. May I steal it?

He is an ancient enemy of my people.

F’ the almonds and the cows. HTF did I miss that horselicious Elway burn?

I was prepared to roll my eyes. But that trailer was humorous. I'll definitely watch the pilot.

Jesus save us. I thought 26 is when the brain is fully formed. How in the fuck can any grown man think this is ok? Are these things getting worse? Or are we suffering from an increase in reporting and consequences?

But cows are worse water-gobblers. Plus, they are methane machines significantly contributing to climate change.

Blast it man, drink your coffee like a grownup.

So, you're saying Cohen is a Gawker plant?

THIS

More like Kevin James as the bumbling deputy and Adam Sandler as the snitching inmate.

Shut up you corpulent bastard before THEE POTUS puts a Predator up your ever-spreading ass.