What? No pix? Jezebel needs to get over it’s (prosthetic) dick shyness. NFSW

Curly: Eureka!

Crips, Her Royal Majesty Serena and I celebrate you and join your fest.

This is most excellent.

A bit of a myth, you say? Do tell.

“Dick Cheney” is her drag name.

Came for “lingering taint”, was not disappointed.

All y’all jus playa hatehz, lit’rally /s

Yes, and clowns are funny, so...

He does things no other sitting president has done (including being black) in history.

I ken believe it. I really Kenyatta yatta yatta.

*sever

Fellowship of the Ring: Return Of The Queen!

That headline, ugh. Three K’s and you’re out.

That’s ludicrous!

I like the way you think. Thin the herd.

AHahahahahaha!

Needs MOAR stars!

Yes you did, boo. Yes you did.

See, we need to shut this one down. White people (some) can. However, you can’t dance; and you just happen to be white. For some reason, white people talking about the physical actions they can’t perform just rankles me. Because it assumes that all black people can dance, jump, whatevs. Which is also not true.