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Usually, I don’t get tired of my new pets until after the 8th minuet.

Before that trip to the strip club, perhaps the President can host Theron and Tia Mowry for a White House White Whine Wine Summit.

YAAAAAASSSS, Miss Piggy! Get it guuuuuuurl! Put them sows on notice!

Ha! Reading comprehension FAIL.

This story is a great palate cleanser, Marie. I especially love how she gets mad respect from the people she’s ripping off. She needs a new wallet.

Yeah, this story gives me the willis.

This is amazing and long overdue. I say this as a very casual gamer who loved “Bill Walsh Football” (Ha!). A clear marker of second class citizenship has fallen and with $60 million in reparations. His truth is marching on.

I was born on Tattoine and that is why they call me Gene!

Trooper step’s the uber step today!

“I hope somebody translates Chevengur into English soon. (I read it in German.)”

This, by this I mean all of this, is as delicious as a fresh clitoris on a spring day.

Mmmmmmm, borscht.

0/10. Would not bang.

Unconvinced? How about this? Nobody needs to prove anything to your ignorant, white, mansplaining ass. Fuck you. Stay stupid.

It’s a classic (TV) bait-and-switch scheme. They promise us more abs. We tune in. We get less abs. This is PBS’ very own Ab-Scam scandal.

Note to the Sisters: My family planning choices are nun of your business.

And who wakes up with his underwear on after a hookup? We should have at least been treated to a gratuitous ass shot.

Try hate-watching it for the lulz.

1000% with you.