Oh Madge *sigh*

Thank the White Rabbit you were here to pump the brakes on this clown car.

It appears that to be a legit candidate, Killer Mike needed to file his write-in candidacy by March 17, 2015.

Nice try, Mr. White Store Manager. But we got your receipts right here.

@willsomeonepleasethinkofthechitlins? Yes, I think of them all the time. Thanks ;-)

Lol! The very same joke came to mind.

Well that doesn’t look funny at all.

Like Moses of old, thank you @rogersterlingsliver for leading this comment out of the grays.

It’s not magic. It’s a skill that was l/earned the hard way.

I got next. After she wears out Richard Lawson.

Yeah, but neither did you.

A girl from our trip climbed out of her boat, across my legs, and into the teenagers’ boat, smacking one of them several times in the arm. They let go of our paddle, and we floated away.

When black people tell you something rings false, best to take them at their word.

Thank you. Next time remember, when defending Caucasian fuckery, hold your fire until you see the whites of their eyes.

“Wot’s ‘e sayin’?”

She went on to say, “Abu Marlboro, my ass! Some kingpin you are; promise to send money, but all I get are packs of cigarettes. Your little Belmokhtas aren’t smoke-eaters, you know. I curse your name. Schmuck! You put the ‘tar’ in Mokhtar. Allu Akbar!

“Reports of my demise have been highly exaggerated”