I’ll take “Whore Ally Knows Anyway” for $800, Alex.

Ferrari: Burns Like A Boss

Are you fucking kidding me?! If I had a dollar for every time somebody made a derogatory racial comment, realized they were with me, and said, “I didn’t mean you. You’re different”, Bill Gates would be looking up at me on the Forbes leaderboard. And it hurt. Every.Fucking.Time.

This look would probably have fooled me.

This look would never have fooled me.

Yeah, white people always have “reasons”. Good on you for calling her out.

What a plausibly deniable way to get your dick pic out there. It’s good to be The King.

This video seems so...Oedipal.

The Spurs? They’re a little busy right now.

Jeez jus, give Emma a break. After all, she is Cauc-ASIAN. It’s right there in the word.

No. It’s a WHITE world we live in. Nothing funny about it.

Mistaking Delroy Lindo for Ving Rhames. What.The.Fuck.Clover.

Thank you for this. Samuel L. fucking nailed it.

I can’t stand to even look at that cockeyed bastard Walker.

Don’t forget to add vindication for all of those minority and female officers subjected to nooses, porn and other locker room hijinks, but just couldn’t take a joke.

...one of the office gambling pools...

Kelly, we hardly knew ye.

All the stars for you.

Ssh, you’re showing your age. Starred for olds solidarity.