Perfect. My ex, a Scorpio, will be forced to ask: Shade or compliment? The answer, as Miss Clairol used to say: Only my hairdresser knows for sure.

Wigga, please.

Stick a wet finger right in his anus. It works wonders. Or, so I'm told.

Thanks for the 'splainer, but @delilahdarlin called and raised the parody with no assistance needed.

One of those statements is absolutely true. Readers are free to discern which works for them. But I commend you for actually gleaning an understanding of a point so alien to your personal experience.

Clearly, you've been waiting in excruciating pain to use this example. Even if it reveals your suboptimal use of reading comprehension. I can only hope your pain is relieved.

Accomodating curly hair may be a slight nod in the direction of diversity. I'll take it. Progress not perfection.

Average LOL

Agreed. Their elevators don't go to the top drawer.

That's horrible. I'm sorry that happened to you.

Perfect. Fremdschämen needs to become a thing.

Poor Keisha went from the rapist pan to the racist fire.

I find it hard to muster one iota of sympathy for this smug, unctuous, vagina-probing, dumbshit of an ex-governor.

SOMEbody had to arrest all the hotness going on in that video.

"Unless you're over 50 or uninterested in hip hop, you have no excuse."

@crochetlit Mind your knitting.

Holla at a brotha!

I was gonna say that this was like watching the best cartoon ever. But naw. Truth > fiction.

Watery eyes. Dust. Allergies. Damn.

Flip it again: Gurley, all the other f'ballers, and the hoopsters pay the freight for the rest of those college athletes to participate, including lax bros like you. A simple "thank you" would suffice.