I am Somebody!

Ken Williamson and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good,Very Bad Day.

I've never been in his kitchen. I only got as far as his widow's peak.

I'm surprised. The kid seems to be from such a stable home.

I hadn't even thought of that, since the buttseks is so normalized around here.

The alleged armor arsonist was 16. If you are 21 or older, fucking that asshole is a felony in Idaho.

Good. Your future kids deserve it. /sarcasm

I wish this was not the article that merited a depiction of exclusively females of color.

"Deuces, douches!"

Sorry, Black Twitter is a real thing. It's Twitter, but better.

Mad Moms in Minivans. MMM: Get outta my way!

Who?

Check your facts. Al Sharpton did not call NYC Hymietown. He has his own baggage, but that's not a piece of it.

Jesus loves you, Alex. Why do you hate him so?

Alex - may I call you Alex? - you may be new to America.

Also black. Just not black enough, I guess.

Also black. Just not black enough, I guess

Combining this tit font with that jizz font would be epic.

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Two words. Fucking Pinochet.