$3 million bucks and the best they can do is a 40" TV? Pssht!

Breaking: Chuck Knoblauch 1st MLB Player To Come Out, No1Curr.

Thanks, Obama.

Your on-going hope in the face of despair speaks well of your upbringing and training. Peace be with you and your spirit.

What? No President Obama? How quickly y'all forget.

Juha Widing

Simmer, Dionne & Taylor.

Oh, you kids and your history.

Jesus, almost every article you write is my newest favorite, including this one. But using "assassins" as a verb,

Quite correct, sir. This is one of the costs. But, I will tell you that late in the session, the California Legislature, among others, was quite adept at gut-and-replace on the floor, by-passing any and all committees. Likewise, Missouri can show us, better than tell us.

It keeps you from getting blind sided, though.

Just because you have a lobbyist doesn't necessarily stop bullshit from happening.

It may be the fat bottom bass line. Some guys just don't like 'em. For others, fat is phat, when it comes to bottoms.

Riiiiiiight. Just as you read Playgirl for the articles.

This column makes it absolutely clear. Sometimes I think like a girl. And thatz ok.

Every Cal man with half a brain has girls do his homework. Derp.

THE best public university on the PLANET; and the center of the known universe.