More like jizmodo, amirite?

Yes, a perfect segway.

Casquejo. Sounds Irish.

This thread made me tired. Yawn

Trailer with the black hooker. Yeah, fuck this shit. And fuck you too, Bateman.

Blue I was chopping it up in the sound booth.

The Academy lacks a sense of humor...and irony.

Purity Of Essence. Fuck yes.

Wait, what in the name of all that is holy is this? Skinny jeans?

Pix or it didn't happen.

Seriously. Who would want to deal with a cabin full of angry coworkers and passengers?

Based on the copilot's extensive experience and knowledge of the Italian landscape: Switzerland FTW!

They may not be cereal killers, but they could be ham-and-egg killers, chicken-and-waffle killers or, heaven forbid, corned beef hash killers.

I went to school with an Ocean. Ocean Scott. But he was a guy, so...

¡Olé!

Clearly they're talking him down in hopes of pick him up on the cheap in the later rounds. Come for the homophobia, stay for the capitalism. [All puns intended]

Do poppers violate the NFL drug policy? Cuz they can help diminish the troll.

On an "Old School USA House Party Saturday":
SMART runs into SUPERFAN, knocking Miller Light out of his hand: "Sorry old friend. I know it tastes great!"
SUPERFAN: Uh uh son. It's less filling!
SMART: Ah, hell nah. Tastes great! JO
SUPERFAN: GTFO. Less filling!
SMART:*Being dragged away* I'm glad you beer is dead and I…