Hey look guys. Pizzagate is real. 

What’s with the hair in this administration.

Legit question. Have you seen what he wears? He comes off gayer than a tennis helmet.

If you’re thinking of donating to Briskman, consider a donation to the ACLU as well.

What’s funny is that probably no one of the general public had even heard of her employer before. And they were worried about bad press. But damn if everyone doesn’t know it now.

Because ants are not capable of altruistic behavior?

This entire process, from start to finish, can take upwards of ten agonizing days.

You do realize women can call out Taibbi, perpertrators of sexual assault, and those who currently produce media that is misoginystic and violent towards women. Why are these mutually exclusive to you? This is that same argument that racist white people use when they say people shouldn’t waste time speaking out on…

You could buy a lot more entertaining crap from ThinkGeek for $1500.

Considering this is a group of people who had to have the meaning of unanimous explained to them at least twice in relation to a pretty commonly known foundation of jury trials, I’m not as surprised as I would be.

Pence misuse of funds the other day with his whole NFL walk-out Is Grounds to ThRow THe Baby Out With The bath Water

I’m going to start saying “Live long and prosper” instead.

Maybe the trick is to convince Trump he is ONLY president of the US Virgin Islands.....

People have always disdained romance. I say “people” because a percentage of women do it as well to show they’re serious minded. And now we’re in a climate here knowing is not as important as assuming, so there is no shame in spouting off, and certainly no shame in being insulting.

She posed on Mitch McConnell?

What is Mel, I’m a fucking Catholic, Gibson hanging out in a stem cell clinic. I thought they were all dead set against this!

She’s donated after Harvey, water crisis in Flint, earthquake in Nepal, pretty sure she set up a Lemonade scholarship...

Did you see that pepto bismol pink monstrosity she wore while giving the speech about bullying? Good lord. She looked like she was going to a costume party dressed as the world’s unhappiest Peep.

There’s an old saying that goes “The person who wants the job least might be the best person for the job.”

I grew up in Italy and movies like this irk me soooo much. Oh, look at me, I’m a weird American in the middle of an existential crisis. But I’m in Japan, so poetic, so inspirational, shot of the lonely American in the subway, surrounded by millions of Japanese people. It’s the same with Eat, Pray, Love. I’ve never…