Amazing but stomach-churning.

Teleprompter or Sharpie on his hand.

Yup, yellowjackets are the worst - and can sting multiple times.

You should hear foxes mating. I honestly thought some woman was being tortured and raped.

And then there’s accidentally getting between a sow and her cubs.... Not good times.

Well, according to Betsy Dewhore, they’re in our schools....

My SIL is extremely arachnophobic. I don’t think you could get him anywhere close to Australia.

So do earwigs. I hate earwigs.

But geckos are cute and make noises like they are laughing at you from the ceiling!

And their webs are COOL.

People can get REALLY testy when it comes to things like that and boundaries.

She’s the voice for an autism organization. I’d be looking into how much of their funding actually goes for autistic kids.

..

The Pussymeister sez what?

wow, he be jeebiee.

Oh dear gawd, you’re right.

Look, I’m a Lovecraft fan - ask me how many Arkham House books I own - honest.

BFD

You remember it. uh-huh. Nice of you to excuse her behavior like that.

How... non-commital are you.