Not even a bagel joint called Trail of Schmears?

You know you’re right, right? First thing that pops up when googling that is Le Colonial. Spot on.

and they, you

And swell it is, as the vessel may be baptized “Boaty McBoatface.”

I fucking love humans sometimes.

Cuts through ice as well as it cuts through bullshit.

Speaking of lazy outrage...

YOU LEAVE CHARLIE OUT OF THIS.

The angle on this story is super clear. Portland pretends to be progressive, yet look at how stupid somebody in Portland is being. It’s not like you’re trying to be the Zagat of insensitively themed restaurants. Fuck that troll. —Grandma OUT!

I know right? And where was she when Hitler was at the height of his power? She never wrote a word about him. Left it all up to Chaplin.

what you’re saying is fuck le colonial, right?

Eh, no argument about the colonialism. Not even going to touch how ill-advised the restaurant theme is.

Yet because I am but one blogger who, during her shift, is limited in what she can cover, I took note of this story and felt strongly that it—to the exclusion of other things—warranted attention and conversation.

see! THATS A GOOD NAME

We had the Spaniards and the French. No Brits!

Yeah I’m confused too

I think I'd have just called it English Breakfast.

If you need to emphasized you’re not a racist you might want to rethink what you’re doing.

I don’t mean “fuck this election” as in I’m not gonna vote. I mean “fuck this election” as in Trump’s success is giving me a goddamn ulcer.