You are a hero.

Wow. I couldn't manage that, but my conservative but pro choice mom has been liking a lot of the Full Frontal with Samantha Bee clips I send her so maybe there is hope.

Good job, both of my parents were Republicans for many years, but W turned them. Turning a surplus into a deficit and invading the wrong country were too much for them. They were fairly moderate and felt a lot of GOP policy was b.s. They weren’t pro-life, racist or anti-gay so that helped.

I think I’ve watched too much true crime crap in my lifetime because my first thought when I heard about this was “Poor little baby, my god, those monsters” and my second thought was “It’s quite convenient that the mother is out of the country...OH GOD NOW YOU’RE THE MONSTER, MOOSEYDEERS.”

I think they would have, but Kasich pulled out after Trump said he wouldn’t attend the debate. Kasich probably realized he only looks good in debates when Trump’s there and Kasich gets to do his “oh golly gosh and heavens to Betsy, why can’t we all just get along?” act. If Trump’s not there, Kasich has to discuss…

That was God’s work you did there. I am impressed by and thankful for your skills.

holy fucking wow. I am so impressed.

It’s not that I have sympathy for her. It’s just that it reveals a lot about his character that he feels the need to go after her. Is he doing this to male reporters? It’s very illuminating in how he views and treats women.

Bravo! Well done!

I would be so proud- please tell me your secrets!

That was terrible.

If it makes you feel better, you can always blame Fox News for creating Donald Trump in the first place. Because he is Fox News as a presidential candidate.

Yes. This is one of the worst things. How dare that asshole make Fox News look reasonable?

Up is down! Left is right! What am I? Where am I?

Paraphrasing a comment from another poster:

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Sigh.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

Ironic when you consider that the Falcons new stadium is basically a giant anus that looks like it’s ready for a nice big penis when the roof “opens”.