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“Oh okay, that seems perfectly reasonable. And while you’re doing that I’ll just sign this form you gave me acknowledging that what I’m about to do is against your will and that if you don’t bring it to the police tomorrow you were probably too traumatized to talk to them and no one should judge you for suppressing it

“Excuse me sir, yes, before you assault me could you wait one moment? I need to strap on my GoPro. One sec, one sec.....sorry the strap is fiddly...”

What the hell is Wendy even suggesting with that comment? The clip cuts out immediately before she clarifies what she means by “rolling camera on it, you know like a camera [cuts out]” but she puts her hand up to the top of her head like she’s talking about filming sexual abuse with a GoPro. Like, WTF? A: GoPro hadn’t

Wendy has always been a horrible person in my book. Please go somewhere and shut the fuck up forever.

I know Demi has a history of mental health issues (she discussed how she was diagnosed with bi-polar disorder a few years ago), so that may play a role in how she’s behaving. I don’t like to speculate that (I have no idea what goes on behind closed doors with her), but based on the 2 AM Twitter rants and getting into

Oh absolutely! Money is a tangible thing that she can use to help pay her bills. While the support on social media is very nice (and I’m sure helps Kesha feel better, knowing that many of her peers are on her side), in the long run the money is going to help more. Also, I just saw that Demi got into an argument with

Exactly! Instead of going after someone Demi, why don’t you put your differences aside and work together with Taylor to make sure this doesn’t happen again to another up-and-coming artist? With her cash and your outspokenness, you could both do a lot of good for not only feminism but for the safety of all artists in

Right??? I’m the last person to like Taylor Swift (her brand of “convenient feminism” has always rubbed me the wrong way) but I will admit that this was a very generous donation, and is something that will most certainly help Kesha out. I’m not gonna lie, when I first heard what Taylor did, I rolled my eyes. I thought

Right?? SHIT. I almost forgot that Twitter has solved all the world’s injustices instead of just being a lame way to get yourself fired! #progress

Was just about to say the same. In what world do we live in where a couple tweets is better than a fat check to help a sister out with crushing legal bills?

You may need to bitch for a large number of folk who feel far too uncomfortable or unsafe to complain for themselves. (Including me...)

There are some awfully “breathtaking” babies out there. Luckily mine is cute because it would be more difficult to deal with his velcro personality.

Babies who look like Winston Churchill (or Bernie!) are totally cute. My baby, not so much. He was skinny and wiry, with a huge nose and giant lips, and he was three weeks early so he had weird hair patterns. I created this whole story where he was an old Jewish man named Irving who played chess in Battery Park with

Omg yes this so much.

Nuh uh. There are some ugly babies out there

My son was completely busted when he was born. He looked exactly like my husband as an adult. My husband is a very handsome adult but you do not want an adult face on a baby, who by nature of being a baby already looks like an old man. I took one look at him and thought, “So, this will probably change.” Thank all that

demi’s ideas were also so far apart i couldn’t fathom it.

I don’t like babies, and so I don’t think they’re all cute - they are all frightening to me. However, that child up there is a beautiful baby.

Why thank you.

Yay for GOP “moderates”!