Sometimes it takes a bit for the cute to kick in. My eldest had the whole package from day one - beautiful, symmetrical head, sweet smile, curly reddish hair. The second one - not so much (very prominent ears, terrible infant acne, homer-simpson-like combover). Luckily, things evened out a bit by 8 months, the cute…

I have! It was so surprising because you always read these smarmy comments about babies being fug, but lo and behold, this baby was really unpleasant looking! About a year later, he was adorable, but that first year i was like hmmm. His mom never saw it, of course, but he was really a terrible looking baby.

I know a girl whose baby looked a tiny old man. It was not a good look. He grew into it though.

Their smell is drugs, too. BAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZE.

Disagree. I look back at pictures of my own son sometimes I think eeek... yikes that was an interesting phase

Yeah. I’m pretty ambivalent when it comes to Taylor Swift, but dropping that amount of money on a fellow artist is probably going to help a lot more than some twitter messages. We don’t know how much autonomy she has with her own contract either.

Probably because of all the veiled and not so veiled attacks on her for not making a public statement.

Exactly. Support is boiled down to if you tweet about it now, which is fucked up.

Yelling on Twitter, duh. And I think she said something at a concert maybe.

Demi’s kinda being an a-hole, tbh.

Geez, Demi.

i read your (short) comment history—it speaks for itself. you are definitely a (racist) hateful troll.

why do trolls pick the most obvious handles? you know the obviousness of your handle just prevents people from reading the content of any of your posts, right?

Actually, I was thinking that maybe the chef assumed they were two straight women who couldn’t find dates so they went on a date together as friends, and then the joke in the context of a zany hibachi chef would have been meant as “teehee ribaldry” instead of... you know... deeply offensive.

My sister, her partner, and I went out for Margarita Monday a while back. This sort of thing happened, and I was like ughhhhhh. They were both laughing like no big deal, we get this all the time. I wanted to cut people’s throats and they were dealing with it in their way by laughing and giving people the face. You…

Yeah. Like I bet this guy legitimately probably thought he was being funny and was going to get great tips. I hate the guy for the gross comments, but almost feel bad for him for just NOT having social skills?

That was my first thought too. They’re punishing everyone, not just the chef. Not to mention, unless they told the restaurant that evening, they never gave the restaurant an opportunity to make amends for the chef’s idiocy before blasting them on social media. That’s not really fair either.

Precisely. I love Italian food but that don’t make me Chef Boyardee for fuck’s sake.

oh my god. this sounds so ridic that it has to be made up, right?