When I was in grade 4 I had to work to get my pen license. I don’t think it’s a thing anymore.

I used to feel the same way. But with all The Donald’s bluster and whipping his base into a frenzy, I’m more afraid that there are enough contrarians out there who would say when considering whether to vote for Trump “you know what, fuck it.” I think Cruz is viewed as such a chinless ferret-face that more people would…

Trump appeals to a large, loud minority of outlier scared racists. Cruz appeals to the deep undercurrent of religious and social conservatism throughout the country. They’re both equally threatening, but Cruz is much more insidious and therefore dangerous.

I don’t know why, but I am terrified of Cruz as the Republican candidate. If Trump were it would all be laughable—he’s so obviously a fascist I can never imagine him becoming president. Cruz is much scarier because part of me worries he may have an actual chance.

Truth. He is my ex-husband’s cousin. I ate his hot sauce at Thanksgiving and stayed at his family’s cabin. His whole family is Woke.

Like, super horrifying

When food poisoning is the upside, you know that your musical sucks.

That sounds horrifying.

People trust me with their children. I’m in charge of people’s futures!

Oh totally gorgeous. And I’d love to get that close to one too, except I still have a functioning self-preservation instinct. #thanksgenetics

About Grease? I complain that the musical exists in the first place, but that’s just me.

It’s designed to provoke a heavily armed police response, and can be deadly.

Hey Harry i’m feeling 35. I also feel like slapping a twat. Guess you’ll do.

The fact tha Adrian Grenier probably has a chill life annoys me.

Why bother pretending? I'm not mature in the least.

Lol, thanks for clarifying. Now I can feel comfortable starring you... though that will elevate neither of us out of the greys

“Five People You Meet in Florida”?

This guy also defended Cosby and, as far as I can tell, never caught any flack for it.

Sounds like Albom is pushing for a sequel to Five People You Meet in Heaven, albeit with a drastic change in venue.

If anyone should know about making up stories to profit off them, it’s Mitch Albom.